Man.......was 2009 rediculous or what?!!! I can remember vividly turning the 2008 corner and thinking "WHOA...2009 will have to better". But I missed one crutial step in the process.........
Why is it that every New Year you would think that we all swallowed a placebo pill. We beleive that everything is just going to magically "change"....we are going to look better, feel better, that money tree we planted years ago is finally going to thrust from the soil and shake its offerings into our banks accounts. There seems to be an imaginary RESET button that we subconsciously hit on January 1st. Well....my sugar free red bull must not have manifested my wings yet the morning of January 01, 2009 when I reached over to hit RESET - I HIT REPLAY!!!! WHAT???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? REALLY!
And there are no do-overs only deal-with-it's!
So I had a plan this year. I enrolled myself in the "change of mindset" bootcamp around 3rd quarter of 2009 (and you know how boot camp feels.....its sucks), I started my visualization techniques (for a while there I wasn't sure if I was on track or just hellucinating) and I stocked up my catastrophe cabinet. There was no way in HECK that I was going to miss my RESET Button Pushing debut come 01/01/10. Are you kidding me? not only is it a new year...its a new decade people...I'm getting with the program. I AM going to look better...I AM going to feel better and lord knows I do not have a green thumb (I've been known to kill silk plants even)...but I'll be darned if that money tree I planted decides not to bless us with its fruit.
So I am pleased to announce that after all that was endured I have learned my lesson and not only did I hit the RESET button....I whacked the Hell out of it!
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